Just a compendium of awful songs and their awful music videos. Enjoy.
Rusko Star – “Attention Whore”
Millionaires – “Alcohol”
A handful of sorority girls with bad dye jobs attempt hip hop.
Aiden – “One Love”
Ridiculous, weepy, strange emo rock.
Complete – “Hoogie-Boogie Land”
Seems like something that Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly would do in a movie, but it’s all too real.
Chris Dane Owens – “Shine on Me”
A music video for 90s-era, adult contemporary type music, masquerading as a trailer for a fantasy film in the vein of “Lord of the Rings.” I know it’s complex, so just watch it.
Mark Gormley – “Without You”
Words cannot express how awful this is. The intro makes it even better.
brokeNCYDE – “Freaxxx”
I think you can tell just from the title that this is going to suck. And it just goes downhill from there. Screamo/emo/hip-hop, who would’ve thought such a thing existed?