Texts from Last Night is a website that I just found that posts texts that people send to one another, mostly when they’re drunk or when they’ve just woken up, passed out in a stranger’s bed or something.  Either way, it’s absolutely hysterical.  Here’s a taste:

“(561): Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that’s a good sign.”

“(513): I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.”

“(415): I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.”

“(281): I called the bartender Mr. Intoxication last night. He thought it was funny until i threw up and blamed it on him.”

Yeah, you need to check.  It.  Out.

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