1.)  Guys who wear woven anklets are probably douchebags.

        a.)  This is almost a certainty if they also wear sweatbands around their forearms.

2.)  Jazz music is the best music for rainy days.

3.)  It is always a good idea to have an umbrella in your bag.  Always.

4.)  If your umbrella gets blown inside out, causing you to growl and get pelted with rain, and shove futilely at the upturned umbrella top, you will look like an idiot.

5.)  No matter how much you think you might know the material for your math test, you don’t know it nearly well enough.